We are the kids our parents warned us about.

rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

(Source: musicalwhovianlaughs)

bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

• i shit you not
• you feel me
• no but get this
• i’m just sayin
• let me explain you a thing
• and yeah

(Source: doctortveit)

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shapinguptobeprettycondomz:

so-fizzle-my-nizzle:

so-fizzle-my-nizzle:

A small puppy wandered up to U.S. Marines from Alpha Company, 1st Battalion 6th Marines, in Marjah, Afghanistan on *****. After following the Marines numorous miles, a soft hearted Marine picked the puppy up and carried the puppy in his drop pouch. (Official U.S. Marine Corps photo by Cpl Charles T. Mabry II)

LOOK AT THAT PUPPY

LOOK AT THAT MOTHER FUCKING PUPPY

(Source: pinterest.com)

wickedfemale:

“what are you taking pills for?”
“eh, you know. life.”

ugh.

uffie:

had to get up and drink water so i wouldnt die soon

(Source: pleatedjeans)

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ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

thetowndrugdealer:

she turns on tv and guess who she sees? skater boy being arrested for drug possession